Husbando Tier List Pt. 2: The Naturists

5. Keeper of the Light

Old man who probably can’t get it up. Might be fun for age play/diaper fetishists, but not here.

4. Nature’s Prophet

Furion used to be a bad-ass. But these days the Nature’s Prophet feels too vanilla.

I think he’s kind of a “girly man” now, and not in the good way.

3. Beastmaster

Definitely great to snuggle with. Rexxar, or Rex, is a name you could get used to saying. When you’re feeling kinky, you could even call him Tsar.

I think you’d have to be into a Pocahontas lifestyle for this to work long term. Intellectuals would feel suffocated. Just enjoy the gym bunny physique as one of your poly relationships.

2. Lycan

I think you could have a really good bad-romance with the Lycan. Kind of the way girls pine for vampires, I think Lycan has the same dark, magnetic, lunar energy. He probably wouldn’t treat you right, but as the romantics know, you never feel so alive as when you’re suffering. You’ll probably end up with an alcohol problem.

1. Lone Druid

Lone druid was surely a hunk when he was younger. I imagine he must be some type of craftsman, like a swordsmith, who lives in the woods, practicing his trade. He’s been cultivating the Tao for years, and has hidden powers you can only imagine. Definite DILF.

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Part 1: https://abox.car.blog/2021/09/29/male-waifu-ranking-pt-1-the-knights/

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