Male Waifu Ranking Pt. 1 – The Knights

#5 Sven, the Rogue Knight

When the topic of male waifu tier list came up, someone confidently said that Sven would easily be first. I disagree. A charged rogue might be fun to have a one night stand with, but a long term relationship is bound to end in tears. Sven has too much baggage. Have you read his lore?

#4 Omniknight

While a paladin sounds like a suitable romance, Omniknight strikes me as puritanical and chauvinistic. Probably insufferable, the type of husband you imagine paired with a nagging shrew. Either that, or some Amish.

#3 Chen, the Holy Knight

I sense that Chen is like Invoker but for people with a God-fetish. The aura of mystique; a man of persuasion. A life with a God-man would be a great romance.

#2 Chaos Knight

Don’t we all dream of having a wild streak? Leaving everything behind and starting anew? I think Chaos Knight would be perfect to fulfill that fantasy. A life of chaotic, unpredictable, exuberance. The life we can’t have in real life and seek from rpgs and fantasy shows. (Anyone playing New World?)

#1 Dragon Knight

Of all the knights, Davion is the only one that gives us a sense of chivalry. For old-fashioned romantics who still long for things like honor, integrity, etc. Just as snuggly as Sven, but his polar opposite in character. Some will be attracted to Sven’s complexity (complexes), due to their own characters — that’s the role of fate. But for me, the Dragon Knight is the best choice. Plus, he’s a dragon, hello. Hello?