Team Name Review

2 Honk 2 Bonk (waifu)

Catchy. If not witty, it’s at least on the spectrum. Not a fan of pepes but this one works in a somewhat surreal way. 7/10

aw skeet skeet god damn (♀Gh☼st♀)
No logo. The name at least has some individuality. 5/10

Boomer Removers (Danny)

What annoys me about jackbox is how funny people think penis jokes are, or other quips of similar nature. They’re not that funny and they’re not that clever. 3/10

Breakfast Tacos (StonedSpirit)

It’s unexpected (robots like that), and makes me smile. It’s to the point, and appetizing. Is it a name you’d keep for eternity? No. But as a seasonal entrée, it works great. 7/10

Cheek Clappers (Ana is back)

I’ll give you a point for the alliteration, and a point for the themed picture. 4/10

Burg Blarg Blam (Burgeoning PhoneThrone.zone)

Interesting picture. We’re tired of the name. 2/10

Corona Disposal Crew (wgod)

Solid effort. Name by itself is passable, but doesn’t bring any joy. I think using current events is okay. 5/10

DOGS (dooby moogey)

Not best in show, but they’re just happy to be here. 4/10

Dont Fuck With MILT (velvelvel)

Was this the best on your shortlist?

Every Villain Is Lemons (ForTheSwarm)

“Every Villain Is Lemons (otherwise known as E.V.I.L.) is a short-lived gang of evildoers, consisting of Man Ray, the Dirty Bubble and Barnacle Man that serve the main antagonistic faction in the SpongeBob SqaurePants episode “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEYmltgHFco
I made an effort to understand it. I feel like it’s some 7-8 year old humor. 2/10

Get your wish (Elidoto2)

I guess it’s from a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SZEDBFPpgw
Cool logo, although it’s probably just lifted from the web. The name/song probably means something more to the person who chose it. It also sort of works as a cheesy “real team name”, like “wisdom nerve victory.” 4/10

Hedgehogs in Hogwarts (Cuzi)

I think a team in another division did a hedgehogs team name too. It’s probably an inside “thing” that I’m not privy to, so I’ll blindly add a point for that depth. The logo is cute. 6/10

I CARE EVEN WHITE (Newbycakes)

Highschool C-student humor. The name comes out bizarrely amusing, so I’ll be generous. 3/10

Is it legal for my ass to bet this fat?! (NO!)

It was hilarious for 15 minutes. I was tired of it yesterday, not to speak of the end of the season. 3/10

Itachi and the four dwarves (itachi)

I’m assuming this is a snow white reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White. If it’s not, then I’m just out of the loop. If it is, then I don’t get the implication. 3/10

Jakou is on one of these accounts (polo)

A moment of stimulation for a weary world. 5/10

Just The Tip (Polo5885)

I’m not personally amused, but it’s well done. 7/10

Modelo Virus (spidez)

Is there a statement here? Is it an endorsement of Modelo? I’m personally a Pacifico fan. 6/10

Monkagolians (UltraGunner)

Name is great, logo tries. 8/10

Narte (After)Parte (Ar)

Eh for effort. 3/10

Pog Players Only (mck)

Okay. 3/10

Pokimane’s Simp Army (sssst)

Simpleton 2/10

Poor Kids Who Are Just As Bright & Talented As White Kids (Vuvuzela Virtuoso Hans Rudolph)

I like the Biden picture more than the name. 4/10

Quarantine Thotties (Gracious Papi)

Worth a passing grade 5/10

Respect All Women (Sugoi-Chan)

If you read the name first, and then open the picture, I thought it was a riot. A great sense of humor, lost on people who think penis jokes are funny. 9/10

Right Leg of The Forbidden One (bsvhsvj)

Blessed in a cursed way. 7/10

Search “9/11” on DeviantArt (TheMantis)

I searched it, was disappointed. I’m not sure what I was supposed to find. 1/10

team poo poo (ChowMains)

The name is pretty poo poo, but the logo is unintentionally artistic in that 80’s photo-collage way. 4/10

The MainlanderS (Diaspora)

I don’t really get it. I’m also pretty sure neither anbokr or GSKW has anything to do with Chinese. If you take the name and logo on their own, without attempting to get it, they still sort of work anyway, so 5/10

Toth’s Thots (toth)

Judged on merits, the name and logo work, but it’s still kind of meh. 6/10

Wah, Wah Never Changes (Mediocre/Mason)

Explanation? I somehow like it less after looking it up. 3/10

ZEUS ULT NOW (Skater_x7)

The style of this team name is kind of not keeping with the times. But it’s well done, and the logo is quality. 7/10