Team Name Ranking

HappyHobo with a Shotgun
Points for a smooth movie reference, but the movie sounds awful. Is this a self-doxx? I think HappyHobo uses the same name every season, so negative points for that. 7/10

The Dogcatchers™
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I’m not sure what the reference is. Urban dictionary gives
1. A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.
2. A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks… especially when he gets drunk.
3. A Dog Catcher is someone who attracts and is attracted to women of a homely nature. Usually these women (also referred to as ‘dogs’) are quite desperate for any attention from the opposite sex…

Points for the non-standard character, points for a name with a nice ring. Points for the counter-cultural undertones. By the way, anyone else think Give up dude is an amusing mix of soft, anime-watching, gym-going, outcast, tough-guy? GUD sexually harassing gachi was the funniest, most awkward thing in ‘tober ’19. 8/10

Friendly Doomcow Team
An extra point for the friendly-doom juxtaposition, it rolls nicely off the tongue. An extra point because DoomCow and Zoompa have cool icons. Otherwise, kind of uninspired. 6/10

Robot Training
Concise and imbued with meaning, but otherwise not that exciting. 5/10

Madeline Fan Club
Madeline? Madeleine!. 2/10

The ROOT Gaming Advantage
One point for an attempt at a reference. 2/10

Ducks Under Influence
Decent team logo. Point for self-referencing (duckie). Cringe-sounding in the classic rd2l way, neutral. 6/10

Kool Flux Clan
A logo attempt was made. The pun doesn’t really work for me. 3/10

3 Inches of Bliss
I’ll give a generous 3 points to the 3 inches. 3/10

MAN I WISH I WAS AS LUCKY AS THIS TEAM
A point for the all-caps swagger and long name. 3/10

Photon, rebranded as JUDGY CROWS
I don’t get it, and I don’t care. 1/10

Dartboard Draft
Point for the alliteration, point for the reference. (By the way, what was the original source of drafted with a dartboard?) 6/10

Blatant and Egregious Admin Rigging
Confess your sins. 4/10

Beauty Beyond the Madness
Point for the initialism use. 3/10

Wahshank Redemption
Nice logo. Overrated movie. 6/10

Fus Roh Woof
Cute points. 5/10

Floop + 4 Thumbs
I don’t get it. Logo is a hot mess, but in an artistic way. 3/10

Burradoggit
1/10

Caterpillar Funeral
Complete with lore text. Surreal in the avant-garde way. 5/10

Goons
1/10

Orca Ninjas
Something your 10 year old brother came up with. 2/10

SAND
The logo is offensive somehow. 1/10

Polywhores
By the later part of the season, the name feels old and weary. Logo saves us from our weariness. 5/10

OwO
Anyone really want to know which servers got aeos banned from discord? I think the name was reused. 2/10

No silencer
No more no _hero name_ team names. 1/10

Gorilla Mindset
Points for the introspection. Logo’s been done before, but it’s nostalgic. 5/10

ALL MID PLAYERS WHAT HAPPENED???
meh. 2/10

we’ll show you hero puddle
I like it to be honest. Judge’s prerogative. 7/10

Daddy Issues Inc.
Everyone loves daddy issues. 3/10

Road to 0-16
A new twist on the roads to, and a nice effort on the logo. Some self-deprecation to boot. 6/10

ǝʞɐɔ ƃoɥǝƃpǝɥ
Hedgehog cake, REDDIT POE LEAGUE? Either way. 1/10

The Davai Five
Average rd2l name, average score? 4/10

Plump Peaches in Prancing Penguins
I don’t think it makes sense..? but at least it’s fun. 5/10

Ninjuice Turtles
What. 3/10

ooh ooh aahh aah monkey 🙂
Someone’s fetish? 2/10

Blue Dream-Team
A point for the rhyme? 2/10

Wrath of the Khans
Is this supposed to be Björn? 5/10

Smells Like Team Spirit
Worst team in the division, but top tier team name. 8/10

Best team names: StarEnd 2.0’s Smells Like Team Spirit; Give up dude’s The Dogcatchers™.
Honorable mentions: Happyhobo with a Shotgun; we’ll show you hero puddle

Worst team names: Photon, Burradoggit, Goons, SAND, No silencer

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